sad story corner !

**SAD STORY CORNER**

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Hello! Here is a blog post from the President of the Sad Story Corner! *CLAPS* YAY!

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1. Introduction

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1.1 Purpose

The purpose of this blog post is to show how the Sad Story corner recruits people and how are you classified as a sad story. In addition, relevant recommendations on how to get out are also shown.

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1.2 Background of the company

This company was founded by the entreprenuer named, Candy Chen, and has been around since 2009. The reason why it was named the "Sad Story Corner" was because the flyers were unable to complete a stunt that they should and feel stressed up. In addition, there is an old man who kept screaming and shouting for nothing. This makes the flyers feel worse. But as time passes, the flyers became stronger and know what to listen and what not to. HAHA!

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2. Findings

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2.1 Classification of a sad story

You are classified as a sad story when you are unable to do a stunt and grieve over it. However, flyers cry at times not because they are unable to do a stunt. Rather, they cry because they are unable to break their own barriers. They know that they are able to do it. They cry because they feel disappointed in themselves.

2.2 How do we recruit?

Basically, if you let the old man see you crying because of your lousy stunts, you are thrown here-.- Nevertheless, you can still get out!!! It's easy:D

3. Recommendations

Firstly, if you want to be de-classified as a member of the sad story corner, you just have to show the old man that you can take the stress and not break down infront of him. He should be the last person to see you crying. If not, you will remain in the company FOREVER because he will keep reminding everybody.

Secondly, listen to what is neccessary. For example, i was scolded like shit yesterday and i heard all the part where the old man said i was a sad story blah blah blah. But i chose to ignore those demoralizing words, and pretended not to hear. I just concentrated on my errors and try working on it. So, choosing what you want to hear is actually quite useful!

4. Conclusion

In conclusion, I want to thank everyone for helping me yesterday despite kicking all your faces and everything. I really appreciate it. Dont worry! I'll make sure I hit my stunt! And and and, I JUST WANT TO SAY IM PROUD OF MYSELF YESTERDAY cus i didnt cry!!!
So can i get out of Sad Story Corner?! Say yes please-.-